The
Two cats. Zero PRs approved. Infinite git commits broken. They test in production and accept no bug reports.
Senior QA Engineer · Maine Coon · Black & white · 4 years old
Black and white Maine Coon. Sits on the keyboard during deployments and walks across the monitor during standups. Has broken more git commits than any linter. Completely unrepentant. White socks, green eyes, and zero respect for your deadlines.
Junior Chaos Agent · Maine Coon · Tabby brown · 2 years old
Magnificent ear tufts. Golden eyes that judge your code silently. Lies in a red velvet bed like the royalty she is. Has opinions about git branch naming but communicates them only through staring. Weighs approximately one small dog.
Made with by two cats and their human